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Reese Lansangan
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Grammar Nazi
See I like a boy cute and nice and tall But theres one problem (Guess what) He couldn't spell right at all And I know thats not the end all be all But it really kinda blows Poor guy doesn't even like books (I know!)
And sometimes, it shows My momma told me its unwise to like a boy who is just nice Who couldn't put apostrophe ss on his possessives And don't look at me when I look at you Whenever you say stuffs
Cause thats my cue (RETCHHH) I'm not a nazi I just care about good grammar
Hey paparazzi (okay) I just said that cause it rhymed But don't you dare commit a grammar crime on me
You type lose with one o if youre losing your mind
Two Os for describing bowel movements of any kind You see your and you're Theyre two, two different things, baby Its YOUR problem YOU'RE confused But Imma help you out with the words you use, yeah
My momma told me its unwise to like a boy who is just nice Who couldn't put apostrophe ss on his possessives And don't look at me when I look at you
Whenever you say stuffs (stuffs!) Cause thats my cue (RETCHHH) I'm not a nazi I just care about good grammar
Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com Hey paparazzi (okay) I just said that cause it rhymed But don't you dare commit a grammar crime on me
I suggest you brush up on your subject-verb agreement If we keep this up, its gonna be a commitment You never say Dogs barks you just say bark Pay a bit of attention were gonna take it to the park
Double negatives and all its relatives Don't sound no good if they ain't in a rap song I'm gonna break it down to you I hate it when you say furnitures When you mean pieces of furniture Let the plural be pluralized
The English language doesn't deserve to be compromised Its TO to direct, TOO for too much, TWO is a number Learn it, else I'll be holding a grudge
THERES two baby cubs And THEIR momma lion And THEY'RE together its as clear as day If you're debating if I was versus If I were, I say Who would you believe more? Bieber or Beyonce (1, 2, 3) I'm not a nazi I just care about good grammar Hey paparazzi (okay) I just said that cause it rhymed But don't you dare commit a grammar crime I'm not a nazi I just care about good grammar Hey paparazzi I just said that cause it rhymed But don't you dare commit a grammar crime on me
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