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The Diary Of Horace Wimp (Originally Performed by Electric Light Orchestra)
Monday (Monday)
Late again today He'd be in trouble, though he'd say he was sorry. He'd have to hurry out - to the bus.
Tuesday (Tuesday)
Horace was so sad He'd never had a girl that he could care for. And if he was late once more He'd be out - uh-oh.
Don't be afraid, just knock on the door. Well, he just stood there mumblin' a-fumblin' Then a voice from above Said, 'Horace Wimp, this is your life Go out and find yourself a wife (Come on, Horace) Make a stand and be a man And you will have a great life planned!' (You can do it. Come on, Horace.)
Wednesday (Wednesday)
Horace met the girl. She was small and she was very pretty. He thought he was in love he was afraid - uh oh.
Thursday (Thursday)
Asked her for a date The café down the street, tomorrow evening. His head was reeling When she said, 'Yes, ok.'
Don't be afraid, just knock on the door. Well, he just stood there mumblin' a-fumblin' Then a voice from above Said, 'Horace Wimp, this is your life Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com Go out and find yourself a wife (Come on, Horace) Make a stand and be a man And you will have a great life planned!' (You can do it. Come on, Horace.)
Friday (Friday)
Horace, this is it! He asks the girl if maybe they could marry. When she says 'Gladly,' Horace cries - boo hoo.
Sunday (Sunday)
Everybody's at the church When Horace rushes in And says, 'Now here comes my wife For the rest of my life', And she did.
Don't be afraid, just knock on the door. Well, he just stood there mumblin' a-fumblin' Then a voice from above Said, 'Horace Wimp, this is your wife Go out and find yourself a life (You can do it.) Make a stand and be a man And you will have a great life planned!' (Horace Wimp.) Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday... (Horace Wimp, Horace Wimp, Horace Wimp, Horace Wimp)...
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