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Cledus T. Judd
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Stephon The Alternative Lifestyle Reindeer
Rumors emanating from the North to all the Poles Outsiders speculating Who's designing Santa's clothes He's the newest face in Christmas
And soon the world will know That Rudolph's nose Is not the only reindeer appendage that glows
Stephon, the alternative lifestyle reindeer Heaven help Santa Should he call him queer?
He's standing tall Against the wall Of prejudice and fear He's Stephon, the alternative lifestyle reindeer
Well, he came out of the forest And that's why he's on the news And ever since that legislation's changed Now they can't make poor Stephon Join in all those stupid stupid reindeer games
Stephon, the alternative lifestyle reindeer Heaven help Santa Should he call him queer?
Prancer up in front of him He's got Blitzen to the rear Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com He's Stephon, the alternative lifestyle reindeer
He's embarrassed by his antlers He retains progesterone And in his mind he looks like Doris Day And if the health plan springs for surgery Some day, you know, he really may
Stephon, the alternative lifestyle reindeer Heaven help Santa Should he call him queer?
He's standing tall Against the wall Of prejudice and fear He's Stephon, the alternative lifestyle reindeer
Affirmative reaction The world is on its ear Hey that speech that Jesse Jackson made Brought Rush Limbaugh to tears
And he'll go down in history For months or even years He's Stephon (Stephon) The alternative lifestyle reindeer
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